summer heat
i give the cacti 
a haircut

flight delayed
my face kisses the
lake's bottom

today i

shout the past into
the future

bad dog is
actually a very
good dog

the black cat
eats a spider and
then vomits

fire hydrant
putting out fires where
there is smoke

scientist
a better lint brush
my calling

leftover
caffeine renders late
night haikus

school project
passing notes ap
chemistry

machine
mediated brain surge
pixel death

you sir are
the frog and i am
the princess

valentine
you surprise me yes
you sure do

ah! ha ah
ha ha ha ha ha!
oh. oh no...

another
year is nothing waiting
for you

perfect
stranger perfectly being
perfect

you sir are
un-nice sir i don't
like sir you are

so sick i
forget to drink the
orange juice

creepy guy
keeps the girls in his
creepy pants

are you a
serial killer
how to tell?

and just like
that you become the
wind good riddance

omg.
lmao, huh?
brb

hey ego
i don't take you
seriously

dear turkey
the carving knife is
not your friend

edible
ocean frosted blue
liquid cake

i have not
yet seen a sunset
through your eyes

cat on the 
keyboard ruins
genius haiku

there is plenty
of not enough time
to love

this lock is 

so very difficult 

to pick

broken sparrow
invisible fence
twitter

backyard skunk
not again
amnesiac dog

old friend we
eat the green stuff with
papadums

my parking
lot is meaner with
you in it

campfire sing
me back to your hot
lullaby

tip tap dancer
i'm a ginger
rogers whore

remembering
you a whisper
your brightness

his soul bleeds
the hunter's knife cuts
sharp too soon

customer
complaint promises
promises

strange zipcode
sticking point
just for me

oh alice
i understand your
daddy's curse

hey you there
reading my haiku
i love you

scholar fight
methodology
hair pulling

why do you
bruise like an
aging banana?

cat perch the
open window fall
is brewing

hungry dog
breaks the fast with
grandpa's bagel

in the quad
your red shirt lumbering
toward me

is ninety
nine percent of nothing
something?

steam rising
inside me the wrinkles
ironed

right brain say
hello to left brain
let's be friends

high school is
in session i reach
second base

a scab on
her knee the road trips
life goes down

evil spell
breaks troll becomes a
girl again

eat my tacos y
llama y parking
lot

inch inch inch
inch inch inch inch inch
glacier wins

come syllable
by syllable
crawl to me

anymore
don't make 'em like that
love letter

so many
ways to get to
sesame street

smoke signal
sent up the chimney
to santa

hello cactus
you grew two eyes
and a mouth

so not to
jump sometimes i wear
cement shoes

the rabbit
hole beckons meanly
truth or lies

out to get
me semi truck
paranoia

i watch my
past play out the
future dying

rotisserie
chicken jumps into
dog's mouth

boundaries give me
your future your past your now
not so much to ask

manuscript amputee
i cut four thousand words
please tell me you'll live

twitter you
bitch i clip your
turquoise wing

a haiku
prayer that one day i
might show you

mister integrity
can i please have my brat
restored to its place

cattle crossing
a herd stampedes
the classroom

cruise control
you are a girl's best
shoe size friend

inside this
tin can the rain is
nuclear

the king of
swords wears cotton briefs
not boxers

labor day
picnic i step on
your hot dog

death wish the
fly swatter fly girl
masacre

cliff diving
such a lovely day
to draw blood

wintertime
the lie that you
are heartless

twitter feed
my haiku fantasy
hijacked

growing boy
i am milk trying
not to spoil

the spider
in my sheets a nerve
held captive

well hello
come closer so i
can eat you

scholar talk
my body mute with
restlessness

trick universe
ten thousand watt
power surge

special order
boy for sale click
to download

furry turtle
old cat creeps
arthritic shell

at the cross
walk lento sin mi
palabras

dear boy don't
you know your brain is
but a snack

free from the
tree branch yellow pear
suicide

black cat can't
go out to eat with
coyote

apple tee
vee broken promise
wifi fart

at lunch i
reach back twenty years
to taste a friend

new year the
poetry force
awakens

self-esteem
robbery report
static cling

back to work
no rest for the hai-
ku wary

dear desert
you are really mean
to my skin

guitar nerd
studies for his rock
Ph.D.

sister road
trip what stays in
canada (shhhh!)

playground bars
sandbox prison break
the bell rings

ice cream heart
freezer burn turns to
springtime melt

let the
doctoral games begin
dummified

you flunk the
eye exam mister
sunglasses

some things suck
like vacuums and facebook
drama

dear junior
you scored big time with
that human

the data
suggest there is no
more data

man versus
machine versus dog
versus god

one fair stone
good aim mirror crack
snow white kiss

cheerleader
pom pom suffocation
go team

oh hey i
like flying kites with
my old friend

baracuda
stares at me on
top of rice

housekeeping
remove people like
nail polish

naked bagel
i smell cream cheese
puppy breath

i aortic
function my life
you heart too

fly swatter
you cannot escape
my swat wrath

boy mommy
you give real grrrrls a
real bad name

creepy vine
climbs itself inside
the window

r.s.v.p.
or i grow up
without you

collapsed lung
i draw another
baby's breath

poor baby
oops you got what you
deserve (bitch)

coward shoots
three bullets to the
chest casings

toxic waste
dump she feeds you green
baloney

someone pick-
pocketed your heart
empty chest

red devil
valentine velvet
disco cake

valentine
arrives two
days early

"doing the
best i can" code for
still hustling

puppy comes
home from day care smelling
like dog

big dog hiding
from the big rain
drops outside

paper tamer
my brain and
a bullwhip

curtain call
the stage hand triggers
a shooting

red elevator
button you
don't scare me

dumb and
dumber and dumber and
oh dear lord

vegan cat
treats are for pussies
eat my meat

whiny kittens
grow up to become
feral

oh dear oh
dear oh dear oh dear
you're still dead

keystone cops
except guitars as
billy clubs

a small pin
prick of blue light through
the darkness

small seed from
pen-pal grows petals
heart flower

bathtub story
ends with bath water
drain burp

its doggone
hard making dog friends
at day care

human canvas
i haiku my
body part

you weigh ten
thousand pounds so i
drop your ass

recycle
bin do you really
trash the earth?

hello new year
you are right on
time baby

goodbye year
i hope you get what
you deserve

birthday
party i blow out the
yuletide log

december
wind fallen leaves i
am hollow

her paws twitch
chasing a new squirrel
in dog dreams

oh winter
why the darkness before
dinner?

a small child
hides beneath a hay
stack of lies

missing person
last seen europe
small reward

weird universe
i visit germany
today

that's right the
women are smarter
than dumbo

one more haiku
message clear:
"you are my friend"

deep thinker
new media twenty
six letters

oh scholar
do you hate my
haiku brain waves?

this haiku
into the ether
twitter death

fruit basket
ripens into
authentic voice

brain waves twist
in the wind like a
tattered flag

history
i tell myself a
new ending

vacuum cleaner
heavy lifting
death by dirt

incompetent
a fancy word for
dumbass

i play a
woman of leisure
tuesday show

dropped ball
crazytown high
cheerleader fumble

this planet
a whole playground full
of dog parks

he drinks too
many wall posts
facebook over

spell is broken
frog and prince
reunion tour

the clock ticks
summer summer summer sum
mer summer!

detonation
the time bomb in
my brain blown

her avocado
tree gives birth
guacamole

broken bottle
concrete petals
road garden

sugar water
drought the humming birds
attack

never ever
again the red
eye cheap skate

pond hoppers
don't forget to wear
a seatbelt

rappers hate
tsunamis and veganaise
food

we are the
vegans of alcohol
we are

true true true
true true true true true
true true false

wallace
avenue motel early
check in

wallace
avenue motel hot
concierge

oxygen
tank i take a hit
off my soul

bloggers pop
like jack in the box
scary clowns

qualitative
data you don't
scare me bitch

nasty grrrl
no place in the zine
world for you

take your head
out of your ass los
angeles

do not tempt
me i will decap
itate you

Mac OS
platform why are you
such a snob?

double scoop
ice cream bipolar
disorder

coffee creamer
road trip my human
loves me

soggy soggy
dog forecasts soggy
rawhide

twin birthday
boys celebrate the
window seat

red meat twice
i love you more than
yesterday

ground lovers
we eat valentine
hamburgers

you have no
dog sir to love sir
policeman

oh yes i
did costco markdown
tight ass

two people
too much people food
fat puppy

hipsters heart
valentine play hardcore
sandbox

google meltdown
dataset for
ten lifetimes

organic
love growing like a
petrie dish

focus group
study scientific
mosh pit

put your hands
up step away from
the brownies

mister street
cleaner don't be such
a meanie

hardcore boys
cash school grrrl brain karl
marx tribute

tree octopus
tentacles squeeze
online text

lazy puppy
your leash is not
jewelry

brussel sprouts
little meadows i
hoe with fork

it's so quiet
listen close this
thing called love

tasty outdoor
garden hose becomes
squirrel lunch

haiku enters
popularity
contest

good idea
hokku blogger
hyperlink!

blogging backwards
is a sign things
are moving

everyone's
got a blog wanna
buy a watch?

if canines
had cell phones they could
text 2 walk

groundhog day
the groundhog has a
hangover

shopping list
toothpaste mouthwash and
brand new teeth

meat cleaver
falls from sky and what
else is new?

wide eyeball
rose through haiku glasses
poet

facebook jump
scotch just a hop skip
and a click

garbage day
sidewalk canine
smörgåsbord

petco is
to fur as costco
is to dudes

christmas gift
a love handle and
stomach pump

birthday cake
made with egg on your
mean girl face

eighteen more
flowers than last year
you love me

my boy plays
rock and roll while santa's
elves mosh

muddy paws
meet garden hose clean
dog car smell

parking meter
eats poet souls
for breakfast

land of five
dollar t-shirts long
live strip mall

torrential
the world becomes a
spin cycle

puppy on
bed defcon five
terrorist threat

bread pudding
a franklin a week
drug habit

couch cushion
rawhide relic canine
stonehenge

squirrel
picket line sorry about
the fig tree

haiku for
the poet from san
diego

the frigidaire
fifty five pounds
of kuegel

brisket i
channel my inner
grandmother

i flip you
the glitter finger
nail polish

green cyclops
can't you blink faster
traffic light

four years i
write one fucking long
ass paper

new puppy
why does the cat now
look senile

my life mine
not your life mine mine
give it back

dirty sky
dirty clouds the air
is dripping

dear taco
truck i love you and
your salsa

echo park
hello hello hello
helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

car alarm
los angeles homing
beacon

meat craving
eat your medium
rare heart out

holiday season
bermuda
triangle

yo yo boy
spool out spool in spool
out spool in

if i were
a turkey i'd leave
town 'bout now

gertrude is
coming hold onto
your heart strings

orphan souls
my family re-adopts
itself

oops forgot
to bake the chocolate
chip batter

hush baby
the gumball is still
in your throat

the only
moment mattering
is right now

mutual
fan club you see my
bestest self

that brick wall
is moving toward you
real real fast

q tip use
number forty seven
match stick

q tip use
number six hundred
three clean brain

the itty
bitty dude is back
squish - oh no!

schizophrenia
symptoms pronounced
who who?

dark sky as
dark as the darkness
that is past

text message
missile i deflect
your pipe bomb

you poor thing
you detonation
target lock

alien
abductor put the
dumb boy down

i will crush
you peanut into
butter spread

your world can
not possibly be
so easy

daddy's girl
million dollar haircut
and teeth

the guitar
strings succumb to your
best wishes

i wonder
does she chase the squirrels
in heaven?

one dog's life
forever changes
her humans

iphone cheat
er i want my black
berry back

heat wave turns
flea spray and cat into
meth lab

naughty boy
past curfew and you
still come home

agreement
together we decide
to die

sweet sweet bea
invisible dog
you are free

paradigmatic
whatchamacallit
bitch

oy gefilte
fish god's reward
for traffic

hummingbird
why do you look so
reptilian?

each breath could
be the very last
old gray dog

aphrodisiac
Lysol bottle
and sponge

brain atrophy
frontal lobe has
turned to dust

one hour
vacation the beachfront
in my head

quad antics
undergraduate
pigeon poop

spelling test
life is good correct
life is god

one love song
trumps a hundred thousand
haiku

the doorway
spider building a
web called home

you coming
and going like an
easy tide

blog like an
old lover taken
for granted

romeo
identity crisis
death wish

dear black dog
you make my love life
furrier

summer love
so true i sprain my
heart muscle

brain tissue
manufactures
porcelain hope

the data
suggests he will out
grow tattoos

who has time
to save the world
coffee shop talk

measuring
measure by measure
measurement

the teacher
becoming a student
haiku

the student
becoming a teacher
haiku

conduit
this old dog reviving
new life

picnic i
see the future eating
burgers

the finish
line keeps moving farther
away

academe
ain't never gonna
be punk rock

when i grow
up i want to be
a real boy

opera chamber
echo echo
empty heart

and when it's
time the prince french kisses
snow white

even the
laundry cries tears as
it tumbles

disappered
he leaves the key to
these handcuffs

one day he
will stand still today
he will not

wounded humming
bird god stares you
in the eye

twelve on twelve
plus or minus one
small feather

a trio
of spirits coffee
cup seance

oopsie your
feeling escapes like
a small gnat

this sandwich
time machine i eat
with shakespeare

rock star
feelings ten volt
allergy symptoms

weed through
concrete alfalfa sprout
chia pet

frankenstein
even a walnut
heart can grow

it only
takes a moment to
wreck beauty

upside down
are you frowning or
smiling world?

my pet
tarzan brews me coffee
and a kiss

the stray cat
claws the couches and
pitters out

breathe and don't
forget allergy
medicine

nerd vortex
the universe is
very smart

haiku a
squirt of beauty between
crackers

below my
feet the path emerges
homeward

beautiful
playdate beautiful
nothingness

words live in
this moment dried blood
on the screen

lasagna
why do you insist
on burning?

one-eyed penguin
lost dog toy urban
scarecrow

empty creamer
coffee addict
silent scream

to do list
throw away to do
list for good

laker
tsunami flash flood
morning commute

dear dad i
compute father's day
dataset

bad eyesight
wrong freeway exit
dodger game

refrigerator
becomes poultry
graveyard

my head
imaginary monsters
i fight

reading is
sexy so is a
bikini

ready or
not here they come
summertime Ning

real housewives
of echo park but
no lexus

in real life
does the tortoise or
the hare win?

scary cupcake
brutal attack
in my mouth

rock and roll
time warp i channel
sweet sixteen

swimming pool
bird bikinis
outdoor fountain

mean dentist
i rinse and spit my
soul for you

super hero
citizen jury
duty

cup of coffee
delivers the
world intact

the dog barks
she cannot hear her
self no more

you sir are
high and mighty and
a fatso

the lawnmow
er leaves summer in
my nostrils

the freeway
filling the backyard
with white noise

school nurses
throw the best retire
ment parties

under the sixth
street bridge true love
happening

rock star feeds
four-legged groupie
chicken breast

old dog bones
a leaning tower
canine pisa

black cat
formal attire spider
web nose ring

the ice cream
truck is napping i
honk the horn

blessed old
emails sent to e
mail heaven

where can i
report wild parrot
harassment?

so many
mamas in da house
mama's day

just like
coachella but the rock
stars are nerds

denver the
sidewalk is colder
than homework

sprinkles and
cake frosting vitamin
ground-break

chilly weather
the air becomes
a cactus

upon the mattress
furry princess
and pea

manifest
what? manifest who?
womanfest

shakespeare
turns my prince into
rapscallion

god's pancake
thick rain like syrup
the sky drips

bedtime i
count the wheezing breaths
senile dog

long drive for
your teeth just to bite
a sandwich

birthday
haiku data suggests
happiness

rhetorical
what? i can't hear
myself think

growing boy
eats words for breakfast
a writer

every night
a slumber party
dear lover

i need my
cyberspace i delete
thee friend

the sunset wraps
this purple shawl
around me

type triple
a battery
energize bitch

muddy paws
the vacuum cleaner
gussies up

aquarium
life tank feline
snuggle fish

rude moon the
sky your lunar
pervert eyeball

loud boys play
team music against
the silence

i under
stand multiple re
gression. HA!

daughter builds
instrument to
measure father

mean rain why
do you turn my dog's
paws muddy

transit gro
ceries dmv
express aisle

silly
government people want
bubble baths

in l.a.
no one can hear a
haiku scream

clean the blog
sweep the ashes in
the fireplace

no snow on
this picnic blanket
so cal sun

freeway red
carpet ride steers me
back to you

empty notebooks
like vacant graves
await dirt

meter maid
reverse tooth fairy
mean dentist

sixty degrees
outside i turn
up the heat

christmas light
evidence urban
ransom note

eastside yogis
eat my westside
namaste

day one
overcommitment two
thousand ten

same old new
year same old same old
beginning

three dimensions
the movie needs
a girdle

winter leaf
falling echo park
is naked

winter frozen
on the floor muddy
paw prints

post post post
post post post what a
lame haiku

you be good
in the change purse of
my liver

little elves
wear little elf shoes
just my size

same day every
year same birthday
wishes my

the crazies
are out being cray
zee again

christmas lights
glare meanly from the
neighbor's porch

siamese
cat and neighbor furry
soul mates

jury do
you really want my
jury do

this haiku
for sticker girl i'm
so blogger

miss muffet
the tuffet oh so
uncomfy

raisins
cinnamon rugelach
rotten tooth

the brisket
falls apart i sense
grandma's pride

i love you
i love you i love
you a lot

costco rager
party in the
paper goods

what's a co
variate and why
should i care?

happy heart
wagging in my chest
i fetch you

rainy day
dream glass window pane
god's tears fall

three part song
two part future one
way moment

search engine
genius cyber boy
grows a man

intellectual
engaged sans
diamond ring

puncture wound
my paper bleeds
grammatic tears

social science
desert the camel
suffers

december
go away and come
back later

get back on
that hampster wheel just
one week left

coffee he
mutters i stir in
the sugar

autumn winds
a temper tantrum
blows through me

the bird
the princess the attorney
round two

turkey dies
a violent death swine
flu vengeance

away each
night his absence i
grow fonder

we need a
kitten we need a
new cat toy

cat toy a
a funny noise from cat
diaphragm

canine field
trip begets cobweb
evidence

do you know
how to get to
purgatory

scientific
scientist prove
it poet

quantitative
macaroni
spaghetti

to the bed
taken I have brain
consumption

i juggle
six pins you throw me
a seventh

winter what's a
gallon or two
of ice cream?

web ecology
breathing
apparatus

haiku like
halloween candy
mini bites

wintertime
ski trip the moguls
in my bed

clorox wipes
squeaky clean house dead
polar bears

coffee maker
heaven brew temp
one ninety

morning warmth
sunshine, the cat, a
lover's hug

new media
literacy
homeward bound

zen
suffocation yoga mat
prisoner

new car smell
as good a smell as
a new car

i make little
kids scream with fake
blood oh joy

a cold snap
my closet spits out
wool sweater

blog oh blog
a post by any
other name

a day passes
i know by the
setting sun

god as
turkey burgers and chocolate
ice cream

the best water
still not as good
as soda

html
know thy website
abc's

a candle
cries wax tears upon
the table

the university
universe
is screwed

growth spurt i
no longer fit these
skinny jeans

i saved the
world today tomorrow
i rest

dead bird seed
a graveyard those
sparrows are pigs

where can i
trade this money tree
for an hour?

autumn heat
the dog sunbathes grass
steam rises

potuguese
eats up a lot of
syllables

how many
megabytes are left
in my brain?

the rain i
dribble some sadness
with the clouds

carbo load
pasta with pesto
rock and roll

i squeeze the
future an old tube
of toothpaste

dear mister
bourdieu you don't scare
me one bit

we named our
squirrel he still behaves
like a squirrel

writer and
computer making
true lovers

yes even
i can write a
shitty haiku

you plus me
plus dog plus cat
social capi(tal)

bluebird in
my heart not the
bukowski song

oh to forget
to remember
sarcasm

arthritic
dog becomes a pony
aspirin

my eyelids
the cat sharpens his
morning tongue

we made nachos
i forgot the
refried beans

october
already i smell
pumpkin pie

rhetorical
sensitivity
oh please

theoretically
speaking i
got nuthin

my brain a
gray puddle on the
yoga mat

evidentally
the dog convenes
with spiders

you don't belong
in my garden
orange cat

commitment
you and me and a
cell phone plan

oh kanye
west you are very
very lame

they feed us
over and over
and over

gold medal
i endure five hours
of classtime

dog patrol
the perimeter
is all clear

labor day
i labor not to
do homework

biff and
chip do not play with
humans like us

if my heart
could cut hair i'd be
your barber

hair poetry
so much harder
than haiku

unemployed
you cut my job to
save your head

little piglets
on wings suckle
bird feeder

saturday
sat all the day sat
sat sat sat

domestic
ranger wild bird
sanctuary

the echo
twice in one week we
must be hip

robots still
computing the same
old data

friend for
dinner sponge judgment
salmonella

there is good
there is bad there is
two musics

i love you
like a stray cat each
day by day

costco bad
boy shoe boxes get
in his way

guitar hero
my very own
concert hall

this cool breeze
the moon waves a
crooked hello

a poem
so perfect i cannot
write it

mascara
summer heat like coal
miner tears

the backyard
guacamole growing
on trees

where for
art thou air conditioner
freon?

murderer
violence in the bedroom
flea bath

sweet night ends
sweet summer popsicle
harvest

super powers
fight evil fleas
dog groomer

a thousand
fleas attack brain stem
i go mad

i am flea
food while he sleeps a
gentle snore

my elbow
unwelcome flea jumps
to my thigh

thesis statement
caught in the sidewalk
storm drain

writer triage
cardiac arrest
comma

car wash can
i wash my life with
spot free rinse

my old dog
i cause mayhem with
squirrel feeder

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hurt feelings
puddle on this
computer screen

to you i
all my birthday wishes
get blown

these clippers
make friends with your scalp
good hair cut

new haiku
for sage, rosemary, thyme
yes you

all the creatures
even the fleas
summer camp

you talk while
i listen and don't
make a sound

amp head screams
an alien walkie
talkie

fuck off
thesis statement i write
gooder now

my penny
finds its way into
this fountain

dog eats grass
dog throws up more grass
than she eats

microwave
you reheat leftover
fireworks

dog suicide
rate sky high fourth
of july

a squirrel runs
away with my
avocado

he loves me
with rainbow sprinkles
and hot fudge

morning traffic
i speed in the
daydream lane

more mustard
my hot dog sheds a
yellow tear

upside down
cat eyelids wide open
zombie

poet fights
sleep my pillow the
massacre

mean bird there
is enough seed to
go around