growing up
is not so easy
with pirates

you are eight
i am not we both
like wall-e

appropriate
family venue
on parkman

this thing called
your friendship is
often one way

the light at
the end of the tunnel
is me

draw blood from
a stone what are you
a moron?

haiku detox
the death throes
of sugar binge

stop cooking
up and shooting the
chocolate chips

your yolk leaks
and with toast you're still
an egg hole

what's wrong with
the floor it needs a
mop weekly

deaf dog she
never came anyway
oh well

hot weather
arm pits cry sad tears
need new shirt

a secret
is not a secret
if i tell

eating pizza
one day at a
time for now

my shoes are
your shoes why won't you
take my shoes?

the bubbles
were so hot the bath
and you too

hi dad don't
you recognize me
all grown up

you as soft
as the petals of
this tulip

decapitating
flowers for
a good cause

something will
happen here it
already is

some of my
best friends are under
six years old

god sings songs
god camp hold hands and
sing god songs

conference call
which end of the phone
am i on?

saturn eighth
house damn that was some
unstuckness

condomin
ium domestic
condiment

red marker
the very first mess at
mile one

friday night
romance in a basement
en masse

full tummy
laughter my guts come
out joyous

escape artist
not so fast i'm
onto you

toothless boy
taking the cat for
a dog walk

taking care
of the universe
lucky stars

just a tuesday
but yeah i saved
that guy's life

dog running
floppy ears become
flightless wings

evangelist
astrologer
the crusades