meat cleaver
falls from sky and what
else is new?

wide eyeball
rose through haiku glasses
poet

facebook jump
scotch just a hop skip
and a click

garbage day
sidewalk canine
smörgåsbord

petco is
to fur as costco
is to dudes

christmas gift
a love handle and
stomach pump

birthday cake
made with egg on your
mean girl face

eighteen more
flowers than last year
you love me

my boy plays
rock and roll while santa's
elves mosh

muddy paws
meet garden hose clean
dog car smell

parking meter
eats poet souls
for breakfast

land of five
dollar t-shirts long
live strip mall

torrential
the world becomes a
spin cycle

puppy on
bed defcon five
terrorist threat

bread pudding
a franklin a week
drug habit

couch cushion
rawhide relic canine
stonehenge

squirrel
picket line sorry about
the fig tree

haiku for
the poet from san
diego

the frigidaire
fifty five pounds
of kuegel

brisket i
channel my inner
grandmother

i flip you
the glitter finger
nail polish

green cyclops
can't you blink faster
traffic light

four years i
write one fucking long
ass paper

new puppy
why does the cat now
look senile

my life mine
not your life mine mine
give it back

dirty sky
dirty clouds the air
is dripping

dear taco
truck i love you and
your salsa

echo park
hello hello hello
helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo