playground bars
sandbox prison break
the bell rings

ice cream heart
freezer burn turns to
springtime melt

let the
doctoral games begin
dummified

you flunk the
eye exam mister
sunglasses

some things suck
like vacuums and facebook
drama

dear junior
you scored big time with
that human

the data
suggest there is no
more data

man versus
machine versus dog
versus god

one fair stone
good aim mirror crack
snow white kiss

cheerleader
pom pom suffocation
go team

oh hey i
like flying kites with
my old friend

baracuda
stares at me on
top of rice

housekeeping
remove people like
nail polish

naked bagel
i smell cream cheese
puppy breath

i aortic
function my life
you heart too

fly swatter
you cannot escape
my swat wrath

boy mommy
you give real grrrrls a
real bad name