art show off
art show on the egos
have landed

poet and
photographer
collaborate

honesty
like kryptonite melts
evil goo

sleepover
your dog sure does like
me a lot

what a blessing
to be cursed with
your disease

desperate ice
cream whore ploughs through the
freezer burn

rock and roll
it's all one big band
anyways

friendship like
soda pop fizzing
with wonder

why such a
hurry to be crowned
drama queen

missing socks
do they go to dryer
heaven?

inside my
skull a little man
running laps

this goldfish bowl and
everywhere i turn you're there
puckering the glass

not a
supermodel just a
superme

cactus burns
like a bonfire huge
nocturnal picnic

the more i
see you the more you
disappear

two dimensional
couples on the wall one more
dimension than you

four inch heels
not high enough for
drug addict

summertime
and the world is wider
like a yawn

grounded bird
if it quacks then it's
still a duck

hi my tongue
would like to see the
inside of your mouth

red light at
last i can check my
blackberry

how to get over
a loser quick new avril
levigne album, duh

father the
guy who sits next to
me at brunch

toothless boy and i
mutely agree we're both on
this planet together

fingers soft
as ballet slippers
dan on bass

ising
iloud itop imy
lungs ipod

don't squeeze don't
squeeze don't squeeze don't oops
zit advice

donut hole
like an old fashioned
glazed tonsil

swear to god
a manicure can
change your life

my naked
shoulders in this tank
top your eyes

i want to hug your
soul and tell your soul my soul
says it loves you baby

we are bigger
than this silence
by decree

loving him
my very own son
his aunt stef

this morning it was
a brittle twig that taught
me the world without you

if you're so sane why
are you fixing me self
righteous alanon bitch

haiku like
a gutter safe
rage outlet

headache fast
becomes brain tumor
i'm a goner

corporate sell
out scary behind
monster desk

pantry left
open my dog likes
doritos

lonely blogger panders
for comments please please please
echo echo echo

slow motion
laughter i recognize
myself

so not fun
pretending we're strangers
this new game

your fan club
lifetime membership
yes me dummy

his sufferwords like
vitamin pills put the oomph
in haiku blogger

he writes she
writes he writes she writes
who's paula?