leapin' lizards
a pea-aych-dee
zoinks batman

soap opera
second act is just
beginning

jonny
jonny jonny jonny
oops jonny

the freedom
to wear tank tops with
out a bra

sit stay beg
puppy eyes don't fetch
the write bone

look siamese
twins conjoined at
the brain stem

if you are
a sadist she must
like torture

yoga breath
in yoga breath out
lung crunches

water
circulates like friendship
swimming pool

sometimes i
just want a small shot
of good scotch

is it acting
out if i know
but don't care?

happy pill
bad television
cures frowning

quietly
growing within these
book pages

nice girls finish
first the race just
lasts longer

where can i
return this gift that
keeps giving

wherefore art
thou herplet your verse
my innards

locusts, hail
pestilence some things
never change

faith restored
womankind we ain't
all that bad

fresh friendship
the safest expiration
date

thank you ma'am
your receipt the wind
at my back

snoring dog
at least i know she's
still breathing

intellectual
drama better
for you

so much meaning
we don't have to
mention it

very effective
translation
my dad's proud

you're still dragging
that poor thing around
the cave?

to be or
not to be hamlet
incarnate

meditate
practicing dumbness
with closed eyes

always go
big go big go big
go bigGER

vocabulary
word this feeling
is love

crazy tenant
brain freeloader
eviction

workers
among workers don't
overachieve

echo
inside my head hollow
space clean slate

looking for
the off switch inside
my rib cage

bad sponsor
does not like to text
so i drink

caesar my
very own haiku
soul writer

honeymoon
my dog and i leash
to leash love

code for de
pendent codepend
ent codent

waiting for
the right ideal when
it's right here

maybe he's
a vampire hard to
tell these things

on your mark
get set oh yeah you're
not ready

astrologically
speaking eye see she to she
these starry transits

help sinking
ship please send pink life
preserver