a city / and girl with short / attention span
absolutenothingness just sayno to work
commit tofinding a brand newcommitment
make somethingmake lots of things maketoo many
ho humsaturday what's a weekend to do?
on the tablea vase of murdereddaisies
tee minushow many out ofbody daze
corn flakes soapflakes snow flakes flake flakesflake flake flake
gray roots andi am having abad hair year
hottie shortson that little olddoggie bod
just two moreweekends with ajacuzzi tub
grandma andgrandpa and that critterchico
canine fanclub oh the joys ofbutt sniffing
the weeks thedays the hours theminutes the life
dear old friendjudgment no longerbecomes you
you get whatyou pay for nothingno spare change
mine mine minemine mine mine mine minemine mine ours
exodusto the land of nodishwasher
oh gee whizgolly jeepers ithink you're swell
in the middlesurrounded bycreamy stuff
two nice kidssleepover insidethe tree house
in the tissuei blow three poundsof mucous
sickness ichannel my innerold lady
sign here signthere sign sign sign signsign sign move
bad coffeegood companycurbside chango
how manyhours of sleep untili am dead
aquariumnew goldfish sinkor swim tank
hotel room sleepnumber i dialthe future
fly angelenoheights my addressgrows wings
out with theold delete the mondaynight key
fire starterburning big fires withoutmatches
inching footby foot toward the opendoorway