definitely
PMS
definitely

my open
hand and these balloons
fly away

my niece and
nephew have good taste
in movies

mom's free range
turkey happier
and pinker

old dog old
friend old dog old friend
family

lethal
injection imaginary
friend

condo fever
even the creatures
are bored

this meditation
makes my estrogen
swell

nerd central
cat dog graduate
school and me

the alarm
clock ate my homework
no really

such nice boys
in their words i find
a calling

a new pair
of shoes will never
disappoint

one step forward
you choose six
hundred backward

oh hey i
recall your bottom
a dumb ass

why does there
always have to be
an ending

front row seat
repeat performance
you dumb-dumb

idea
snort you through the weekend
then stop

it's dark in
here and the fire
an ember

three days
enough to learn trig and
calculus

i don't know
if i want to know
you again

insomniac
cat hell on earth
for humans

insomniac
cat needs a sleeping
pill bad

why does it
cost so much money
to be rich?

you dog you
a whole life spent
sniffing crotches

walking my
head on a leash it
drags behind

waking up
from a bad bad eight
year nightmare

bitter pill
you're lucky i'm a
drug addict

my table
no you can't sit here
my whole world

in my own
high school musical
you're the role

four kittens
and one of you my
hands are full