red elevator
button you
don't scare me

dumb and
dumber and dumber and
oh dear lord

vegan cat
treats are for pussies
eat my meat

whiny kittens
grow up to become
feral

oh dear oh
dear oh dear oh dear
you're still dead

keystone cops
except guitars as
billy clubs

a small pin
prick of blue light through
the darkness

small seed from
pen-pal grows petals
heart flower

bathtub story
ends with bath water
drain burp

its doggone
hard making dog friends
at day care

human canvas
i haiku my
body part

you weigh ten
thousand pounds so i
drop your ass

recycle
bin do you really
trash the earth?

hello new year
you are right on
time baby