rhetorical
sensitivity
oh please

theoretically
speaking i
got nuthin

my brain a
gray puddle on the
yoga mat

evidentally
the dog convenes
with spiders

you don't belong
in my garden
orange cat

commitment
you and me and a
cell phone plan

oh kanye
west you are very
very lame

they feed us
over and over
and over

gold medal
i endure five hours
of classtime

dog patrol
the perimeter
is all clear

labor day
i labor not to
do homework

biff and
chip do not play with
humans like us